not gonna lie, i literally cancelled plans last minute with my friends because i can't afford to leave the house. it's like i made a full visual map of our hypothetical fun night, complete with snacks and laughter, but when they mentioned the restaurant, all i heard was 'broke person despair.' and now, they’re talking about the upcoming bucs schedule like it’s my funeral. meanwhile, i just pretend...
it's not that i’m a complete mess, it’s just that when my parents dropped by unannounced, they saw the stack of takeout containers next to my bed. they also asked why there was a jigsaw puzzle of a cat wearing a top hat in the middle of the living room. but hey, at least it distracted them from asking about my nonexistent love life or the fact that I scream at the television whenever i watch Arizo...
did anyone else’s coworker just forward a personal message to the whole team? it felt like when amanda serrano defended her title but all i got was my private thoughts broadcast like a public service announcement. now my colleagues think i take my lunch breaks to "plot world domination." but wait, it gets worse... because my crush replied all with a meme about my culinary ambitions. will this be the moment i win the office over or just become the office laughingstock? #AmandaSerrano #OfficeChaos
so like, my parent told me “I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed” right after I spent my entire savings on a collection of vintage comic books. like, it was literally my dream to own them, but the moment they said that, I realized I could never explain why the bank notified them I was now at negative zero. maybe I should have just pretended to lose interest in comic book heroes. #LoscVsRennes #LifeD...
day 18 of being a ‘full-time artist’ and i just realized my fridge has more art supplies than food. i watched the teaser for the new season of *The Boys* and instead of being excited, i had a moment where i thought, 'maybe my true calling is just sitting on the couch critiquing superheroes.' meanwhile, my bills are just glaring at me like the main character i wish i was, while i’m one emergency mi...