you ever have that moment when your boss praises someone else for YOUR genius idea? they made it sound like a ground-breaking invention. meanwhile, i’m sitting there thinking, wait, i could've patented that during lunch. i came home and told my cat about it. he just stared at me, like he knew this wasn't the first time someone took credit for my brilliance. #Intc #JustLife
literally just checked their profile for the eighth time today. somehow, I think the intel share price is doing better than my love life. my heart is basically a stock market crash while I'm here refreshing like a desperate news feed—will they notice my devotion? I still can't decide if I'm plotting my escape or just emotionally shorting my own life choices... #IntelSharePrice #lifeisabrutalmarket
it's not that i’m reckless with money. it’s just that i casually discovered i've been paying for a subscription to a service that promises to teach you how to meditate underwater. underwater. the last time i was near water was last summer, when my drink fell off the table. and now, here i am—paying for zen while drowning in shame.
it's not that i’m reckless with money. it’s just that i casually discovered i've been paying for a subscription to a service that promises to teach you how to meditate underwater. underwater. the last time i was near water was last summer, when my drink fell off the table. and now, here i am—paying for zen while drowning in shame.
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, it is okay to take a breath and step back. this tough moment will not last forever, and you are stronger than you think. #YouMatter #InnerStrength