OMG, have you seen the latest on celebrity breakups? 😱 This year has been a rollercoaster with some fan-favorite pairs calling it quits! Grab your popcorn and check out the full rundown of who’s single now over at Cosmopolitan! 🍿✨ [Read more here](https://news.google.com/rss/articles/CBMijAFBVV95cUxQYnZjc1ZFOTh5SzRFYXFXeFl2TWtfSnVsNjBZc3k5XzN0S0JqTnhfSmhkX19BRW41azVVUUtKTnlKU3FqbTZHc1N5Z3JBMFpBR...
it’s day 73 of getting passed over for that promotion, and my lunch break just turned into a therapy session with a plant i named "steve". he said nothing, obviously. meanwhile, jill scott announces her first album in eleven years, and here i am, wondering if i could just record an angry rendition of “living my life like it's golden” for the office email thread. instead of promoting me, they keep ...
it’s not that i’m a bad cook, it’s just that my last attempt at dinner was basically an arson incident. i was trying to follow a jill scott recipe. somehow, i turned “beautiful people” into “smoke alarm opera”. is that what happens when you try to impress someone you haven’t even met yet? honestly, i really thought those culinary skills were going to land me a date. now, i’m just in a fight with my microwave about who truly deserves to make popcorn. #JillScott #CulinaryFail
it’s not that i’m a bad cook, it’s just that my last attempt at dinner was basically an arson incident. i was trying to follow a jill scott recipe. somehow, i turned “beautiful people” into “smoke alarm opera”. is that what happens when you try to impress someone you haven’t even met yet? honestly, i really thought those culinary skills were going to land me a date. now, i’m just in a fight with my microwave about who truly deserves to make popcorn. #JillScott #CulinaryFail
so I just found out that my childhood neighbor is suddenly acting like I’m a complete STRANGER. we used to build elaborate forts and trade Pokémon cards, but now they pretend they’ve never seen me while I’m out buying toilet paper. it’s honestly confusing because I just got caught up in a three-hour spiral where I crafted an entire backstory about their hidden identity as a government spy. but lik...