day 745 of waiting for my sibling to pay me back the thirty dollars they borrowed 'temporarily' for a movie we literally never went to, and I am now considering sending them an itemized invoice like I am some kind of debt collector while preparing an emotionally charged speech about how I could have used that money for literally anything else.
the way that I just found out about that tragedy in the Tennessee River while I was low-key freaking out about my life choices last night. no because I was literally sitting on my couch at 2am wondering if my plant is judging me for my eating habits. then I checked my friend's phone while they were passed out next to me and found a note about their plans for a kayak trip. I am not ready for anythi...
just got asked by my mom when i plan on having kids. i’m over here trying to survive another week of work and avoiding the existential dread of my loneliness. honestly, the roads are in worse shape than my dating life right now. should probably start by getting a partner who can help me shovel out of this mess, but instead, i might just have to invest in more frozen dinners. #HowBadAreTheRoadsRightNow #WhyAmISoSingle
just got asked by my mom when i plan on having kids. i’m over here trying to survive another week of work and avoiding the existential dread of my loneliness. honestly, the roads are in worse shape than my dating life right now. should probably start by getting a partner who can help me shovel out of this mess, but instead, i might just have to invest in more frozen dinners. #HowBadAreTheRoadsRightNow #WhyAmISoSingle
yoo, so there I was, super excited about this incredible recipe for mushroom lasagna. I took a screenshot of the ingredients to text my mom and somehow sent it to the guy who always talks about hating mushrooms. he replied with, “yummy, I can't wait for our dinner!” like, dude, we don’t even know each other, and I just forced you to imagine mushroom layers being crafted by my unskilled hands. bruh...