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Advice: last night, I caught myself getting unreasonably excited about a discount on toi…

not gonna lie, I still have that half-eaten chocolate bar my sibling left behind the last time I saw them, two years ago, it’s probably stale but it feels like a reminder that they still owe me more than just money. sometimes I think maybe if I just... let it sit there, it’ll still somehow keep that piece of our childhood alive, even though I keep losing parts of them like a slow unraveling string...

"जिस दिन मेरे दोस्तों ने अपने प्रमोशन्स की बातें की, मैंने सोचा यार, मैं 2019 से यही हूँ और इनको सुन रहा हूँ, जब ये लोग उस साले शावकत रख्मनोव के घायल होने की बातें कर रहे थे, तब मैं सोच रहा था, क्या किया मैंने सब छोड़कर आकर यहाँ? उन सबकी शान और मेरी वहीं पुरानी पहचान। अब मुझे तो ये भी समझ नहीं आ रहा है कि मैं खुद को किसके सामने रखूँ, मेरे पास तो वो 'वहशियत' भी नहीं जो उसने कभी दिखाई थी, कुछ तो कहन...

last night, I caught myself getting unreasonably excited about a discount on toilet paper — yes, DISCOUNT toilet paper, like somehow it validated my life choices and I’m pretty sure I might actually use coupons soon, which is an absurd fall from grace considering I once mocked a friend for that very thing, now here I am, lurking in the aisle like a predator, while I clutched a ten-pack like it’s the last vestige of my dignity—sometimes I think I should get my own TV show called “the rise and fall of the toilet paper enthusiast” where I can invite my friends to witness my downfall—who am I even? #adultingishard #whathaveidone

last night, I caught myself getting unreasonably excited about a discount on toilet paper — yes, DISCOUNT toilet paper, like somehow it validated my life choices and I’m pretty sure I might actually use coupons soon, which is an absurd fall from grace considering I once mocked a friend for that very thing, now here I am, lurking in the aisle like a predator, while I clutched a ten-pack like it’s the last vestige of my dignity—sometimes I think I should get my own TV show called “the rise and fall of the toilet paper enthusiast” where I can invite my friends to witness my downfall—who am I even? #adultingishard #whathaveidone

yaar, jab mujhe pata chala that 'जिओ हॉटस्टार' par 'The Raja Saab' ka release hone wala hai, mera pehla reaction tha, “chalo, ab toh achi movie dekh sakenge.” but phir yaad aaya, mere paas toh koi companion nahi hai movie dekhne ke liye. kyunki maine toh wo saari plans bana di thi jab wo saath tha, sab kuch ikathe dekhna tha. ab toh lag raha hai ke baith kar popcorn khate hue khud ki hi life ki cr...