you ever sit there rehearsing how you would respond to GOOD NEWS that hasn't happened yet? like if they ever ask me to join the elite gaming tournament, i have a full 15-minute acceptance speech ready, even though last week my biggest achievement was making it to level five in a mobile game. now that cece got all this drama around her, i'm spiraling, questioning my life choices and honestly wonder...
ever been three days away from paycheck day, staring blankly at a fridge full of expired condiments and half a lemon? my life has become a bizarre episode of a cooking show where the only dish is literally whatever you can create from a jar of pickles and the overwhelming urge to sob uncontrollably.
the way that i just remembered my sibling borrowed money from me two years ago, under the guise of “just for now.” now i find myself scrolling through the news about redistricting, trying to figure out how this relates to my life. honestly, i can’t help but feel like my finances are just as lost as that congressional seat. i’m literally going to start charging interest just to get my dignity back. #Seat #SiblingRivalry
the way that i just remembered my sibling borrowed money from me two years ago, under the guise of “just for now.” now i find myself scrolling through the news about redistricting, trying to figure out how this relates to my life. honestly, i can’t help but feel like my finances are just as lost as that congressional seat. i’m literally going to start charging interest just to get my dignity back. #Seat #SiblingRivalry
wait, so i just found out that the guy at the party last night who spent an hour talking about his 14 sock collections is literally making more money than i am? how does someone earn more while having a hobby that sounds like a dare for a third grader? honestly, i was just trying to compliment his dedication, not make awkward life comparisons.