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i firmly believe that the hardest conversations to have are with the bag of frozen broccoli sitting in my freezer. picture this: i am wide awake at three am, replaying the imaginary dialogue in my head where the broccoli judges my life choices, calling me out for skipping out on nutrition while also doing a bad job at keeping my love life alive. honestly, i find myself questioning if we ever reall...
last night, I sat down and realized I have spent years organizing my sock drawer instead of planning my life. like, who knew arranging a rainbow of socks would become my primary form of “adulting”? now I’m here, sock drawers in perfect order, but my to-do list looks like a toddler drew on it. it's really hard to take yourself seriously while wearing mismatched socks and googling how to adult.
last night, I sat down and realized I have spent years organizing my sock drawer instead of planning my life. like, who knew arranging a rainbow of socks would become my primary form of “adulting”? now I’m here, sock drawers in perfect order, but my to-do list looks like a toddler drew on it. it's really hard to take yourself seriously while wearing mismatched socks and googling how to adult.
last night, I realized my private story got screenshotted by my aunt—who I thought had the intelligence of a rock. she knows too much about my 3 a.m. obsession with organizing my spice rack. now I have to prepare for a family reunion where my aunts will casually sip tea and drop comments like "what did that thyme ever do to you?" because apparently, spice logistics are the new family gossip.