not gonna lie, my boss asked me to train my replacement today, and no one told me I'm leaving. so I basically showed them the ropes on how to breathe and hit 'reply all' — they looked confused, I was ready to run away screaming, and then I overheard a client saying my name like I'm on a game show— what do I even do now— it feels like I’m a contestant on "Survivor" but nobody told me I could lose m...
day 18 of checking the havells share price. my self-esteem has officially plummeted to its own all-time low, just like their stock. i told myself i would never let the market dictate my mood, yet here i am, literally refreshing my screen every hour while my plants slowly die in the background. i guess i became the person who talks to houseplants about finances. who knew i would have so much in com...
last night, I accidentally hearted my own comment on a forum about garden gnomes - it was an INTENSE discussion, trust me, but the panic when I saw the notification was real. I sat there thinking, is this my legacy now? hearting my own thoughts like a total psycho, like, what am I trying to prove? now everyone thinks I’m the one obsessed with lawn ornaments. what do I even say to my therapist about this? #gnomemishap #quirksoflife
last night, I accidentally hearted my own comment on a forum about garden gnomes - it was an INTENSE discussion, trust me, but the panic when I saw the notification was real. I sat there thinking, is this my legacy now? hearting my own thoughts like a total psycho, like, what am I trying to prove? now everyone thinks I’m the one obsessed with lawn ornaments. what do I even say to my therapist about this? #gnomemishap #quirksoflife
yooo, just spent an entire night analyzing how many loose buttons are in my closet instead of my life choices — like at this point my wardrobe has more aspirations than I do. I could START a button collection, but can’t START tackling my laundry or job applications. What even IS adulthood?