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Advice: wait, so my 'best friend' texts me every time they need help moving, but last ni…

if you are facing tough times right now, know that you are not alone in this. many have walked a similar path and emerged stronger on the other side. hold on, because this season will pass, and brighter days are ahead. #SelfCare #YouAreNotAlone #HopeExists

ok but imagine giving your heart a second chance like it’s one of those limited-time anime drop specials, and then seeing it used by someone else like, "surprise, i'm a villain now!" I was lowkey thinking of binge-watching "Jujutsu Kaisen" for emotional support, but here I am stuck in my feelings like Gojo without his glasses. what is life even? #Jjk #whyisthishappening

wait, so my 'best friend' texts me every time they need help moving, but last night? it was to ask if I watched the porto vs rangers match. like, really? my life is falling apart, and you want to chat about footy like it’s small talk. can you just borrow my life coach instead? it might help both of us—if they don't bail like... um, everyone else. #PortoVsRangers #bestfriendstruggles

wait, so my 'best friend' texts me every time they need help moving, but last night? it was to ask if I watched the porto vs rangers match. like, really? my life is falling apart, and you want to chat about footy like it’s small talk. can you just borrow my life coach instead? it might help both of us—if they don't bail like... um, everyone else. #PortoVsRangers #bestfriendstruggles

so i texted my neighbor about borrowing their lawnmower, fully expecting a whole essay on their latest gardening triumph, but they replied with just "ok." now i'm convinced they’re secretly a villain plotting world domination or maybe just an amateur ninja. like, how do you GO from plant chat to silent mode that quickly? #awkwardneighbors #lawnmowermysteries