so i literally named my future pets after the players from the suns vs knicks matchup because i had one five-minute conversation with someone about basketball last month. honestly, it felt like a bonding moment until i realized they were just pretending to listen. now i'm at work rethinking my entire existence while planning my imaginary home filled with pets named after players who won't even ack...
Story Name: "My Fake Romance with the CEO ignited a True Heartbreak" Part 4 of 6 I can’t breathe. The tension crackles between us like static. “What do you mean, a game?” I demand, my voice trembling. Ethan’s gaze hardens. “It’s only a game if you let it be, darling.” His words sink into my skin, a poison I can’t ignore. “I’m not your pawn,” I snap, my heart racing with defiance. Yet, there is...
the way that while everyone’s vibing at hania amir’s Qawwali Night, i’m sitting on my couch, crying over a toast that never got raised at my nonexistent wedding. i practiced my speech so hard, my goldfish started to swim away from me. at this point, my only match is with my cat’s side-eye. #HaniaAmir #foreveralone
the way that while everyone’s vibing at hania amir’s Qawwali Night, i’m sitting on my couch, crying over a toast that never got raised at my nonexistent wedding. i practiced my speech so hard, my goldfish started to swim away from me. at this point, my only match is with my cat’s side-eye. #HaniaAmir #foreveralone
bruh, just heard my toxic coworker got promoted to manager. funny, because I have a funeral outfit ready just in case. like, can I schedule a meltdown or will that clash with their morning coffee ritual? might need to brace for chaos as the 49ers play the Seahawks. no one's ready for this drama, especially not me. #49ersVsSeahawks #officepolitics