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Advice: yooo, so my parents just showed up unannounced and I was like, "surprise!" only,…

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wait, toh my younger cousin has this fabulous flat while i’m still squeezing in between my parents' old furniture, scrolling through pictures of Nayanthara living the dream and wondering if anyone ever sees how hard it is for me to make my 'happy life' posts, when actually the only thing holding me together is the filter. जैसे वो चमचमाती जिंदगी मुझे दिखाती है, पर सच में, i feel like i'm running in...

yooo, so my parents just showed up unannounced and I was like, "surprise!" only, it turns out surprise is code for "why do you have five coffee mugs with no matching plates?" I mean, my kitchen’s basically a thrift store for dishes, and half of my laundry is still on the couch because apparently folding is a myth. oh, and they wanted to know why I have two plants that are definitely just decorative funeral arrangements now. I guess that’s how I found out I’m an adult who can’t even adult properly.

yooo, so my parents just showed up unannounced and I was like, "surprise!" only, it turns out surprise is code for "why do you have five coffee mugs with no matching plates?" I mean, my kitchen’s basically a thrift store for dishes, and half of my laundry is still on the couch because apparently folding is a myth. oh, and they wanted to know why I have two plants that are definitely just decorative funeral arrangements now. I guess that’s how I found out I’m an adult who can’t even adult properly.

literally just had my Spotify Wrapped moment and it exposed my entire personality in front of my colleagues. like, they all see that my top artist was a 2000s pop-punk band and that my most played song is from that era, and suddenly I’m spiraling into a full-blown crisis. everyone else is vibing to "grown-up" music while I’m over here screaming about my undying love for the soundtrack to my high s...