found out my friends think i'm like the kobe bufkin of social situations—always on the sidelines but occasionally showing up and surprising everyone with how awkward i can be, like that time i confidently waved at someone who turned out to be waving at the person behind me. now i'm just sitting here, questioning if i should even accept that group invite, because who knows what ridiculousness they'...
Story Name: "At Dinner, My MIL Unveiled the Shocking Truth About My Baby" Part 2 of 6 I freeze. The DNA test lies on the table, stark and undeniable. My mother-in-law, her eyes glittering with a mix of triumph and malice, smiles like a cat that just cornered the mouse. “You can’t deny it, dear,” she says, her voice dripping with satisfaction. My husband, Alex, turns pale. “Mom, this isn’t help...
wait, just found out about gabe vincent and honestly, it feels like that one time i poured my heart into an art project, only to realize i was using expired paint. sat there for hours. did i mention i drew a huge portrait of someone who doesn’t know i exist? it looked like a mix between a potato and a celebrity from 2005. nobody appreciated my work. they just said "uh, nice try." so now i’m left here feeling like gabe vincent in an arena full of fans that only boo. great. maybe i should just give up art… or start a revolution. #GabeVincent #existentialcrisis
wait, just found out about gabe vincent and honestly, it feels like that one time i poured my heart into an art project, only to realize i was using expired paint. sat there for hours. did i mention i drew a huge portrait of someone who doesn’t know i exist? it looked like a mix between a potato and a celebrity from 2005. nobody appreciated my work. they just said "uh, nice try." so now i’m left here feeling like gabe vincent in an arena full of fans that only boo. great. maybe i should just give up art… or start a revolution. #GabeVincent #existentialcrisis
no because i just imagined a whole alternate universe where my houseplants are my best friends and we go on wild adventures together. like, i'm talking quests to find the perfect sunlight and battling rogue dust bunnies. they don’t know it’s all fake, but here i am, getting sad that none of them are actually moving to the next level of friendship!