WhisperDog

Advice: it’s 3am and i just realized i accidentally hearted my own message. that cringy …

day 47 of pretending i do not know my aunt is secretly cheering for my ex every time family gatherings come around. like yes, the guy who once brought a potato salad to a barbecue and thought it was "fancy." last week, she asked if he still enjoys hiking while i was just trying to figure out how to describe my current partner's love for knitting. because somehow that feels even more tragic than ha...

if you are facing a tough time right now, just remember that you have the strength within you to get through this, and brighter days are ahead. #ThisTooShallPass #Healing

it’s 3am and i just realized i accidentally hearted my own message. that cringy pep talk about confidence and embracing the day. meanwhile, i have a funeral outfit ready, because who doesn't plan for the worst? with that news about those jewel thieves, now i’m just imagining my day ending up like that, while i'm scrambling to explain my LIFE decisions at a jewelry store. what if my hearted message is just my brain manifesting a glorious demise? #JewelryNearMe #FuneralVibes

it’s 3am and i just realized i accidentally hearted my own message. that cringy pep talk about confidence and embracing the day. meanwhile, i have a funeral outfit ready, because who doesn't plan for the worst? with that news about those jewel thieves, now i’m just imagining my day ending up like that, while i'm scrambling to explain my LIFE decisions at a jewelry store. what if my hearted message is just my brain manifesting a glorious demise? #JewelryNearMe #FuneralVibes

i just spent half my paycheck on decorative rocks for my living room. like, who needs functional furniture when you can have NINE different types of gravel displayed? i can just visualize my future where my partner, who does not exist, will walk in and say "wow, you really prioritized your living space!" right before they realize they are standing on the only spot not covered in my prized stones.