why does my life feel like a bad sitcom episode? tried rewatching that horrible 'Hulchul' movie thinking it’d be funny and relatable... turns out I’m just reliving my own painful workplace experiences. was working a gig where the team was about as organized as an 8th-grade science project. needless to say, it didn’t end well. we thought we were bonding over coffee breaks, but my “friends” were jus...
so my coworker just decided it would be HILARIOUS to forward my message about how the office is more dead than an NBA game without Luka playing—because let’s be honest, we can all relate to watching paint dry at work. now the entire team knows I think Jerry’s mid-year performance review is a one-way ticket to being the team's designated coffee fetcher. he walked by me after the meeting and, like G...
ever had family ask you about your ex like they’re checking on their favorite soap opera character? my mom keeps saying things like "you know your father liked him better, right?" as if i didn’t accidentally set the whole thing on fire—literally. and when i brought my new partner home, my dad pulled him aside and said, "you know we have low expectations." so there’s that. #exdrama #familydynamics
ever had family ask you about your ex like they’re checking on their favorite soap opera character? my mom keeps saying things like "you know your father liked him better, right?" as if i didn’t accidentally set the whole thing on fire—literally. and when i brought my new partner home, my dad pulled him aside and said, "you know we have low expectations." so there’s that. #exdrama #familydynamics
no because—just a few months ago, my cousin claimed he wasn't ready for anything serious, right? then I see him pop up in my family group chat announcing his ENGAGEMENT, complete with a ring bigger than my entire self-worth. do we even need to ask how the plot twist happened? the same guy who got anxious at the thought of a five-year plan—now planning a wedding for his brand-new “soulmate”? feels ...