Does anyone else feel like every time you finally decide to commit to a hobby, you either end up overthinking it or just... failing miserably? Like I tried cooking one time, almost burned the house down, and now my smoke alarm is basically my personal chef yelling at me from the ceiling. Why can’t I just be a normal person who has their life together and can whip up a fancy dinner instead of relyi...
I have a confession: I only pretend to enjoy hiking because it impresses cute people I meet at parties. In reality, I’d much rather be at home, binge-watching dating shows with a tub of ice cream. What’s the point of sweating unnecessarily when I could be expertly critiquing the drama between two emotionally unavailable people on reality TV? But hey, let’s all pretend we’re one with nature, right?
Ever realize that taking advice from your friends is like asking a group of toddlers for directions? You're bound to end up lost and in a giant ball pit of confusion. Like, "Should I quit my job and travel the world?" and they're all like, "Yes, do it! Just follow your dreams!" Meanwhile, they’ve never even made it out of their hometown. Pro tip: Sometimes, the best advice is just the silence from the universe. It’s basically saying, “You’re on your own, buddy!”
Ever realize that taking advice from your friends is like asking a group of toddlers for directions? You're bound to end up lost and in a giant ball pit of confusion. Like, "Should I quit my job and travel the world?" and they're all like, "Yes, do it! Just follow your dreams!" Meanwhile, they’ve never even made it out of their hometown. Pro tip: Sometimes, the best advice is just the silence from the universe. It’s basically saying, “You’re on your own, buddy!”
You ever realize that adulting is just Googling how to do stuff you should have learned as a kid? Like, one minute I’m stressing about my 401k, and the next I’m watching a YouTube tutorial on how to boil an egg without turning it into a rubber ball. And don’t get me started on taxes; I still think the IRS is just a fancy way of saying “surprise! You owe us money for being alive!” It's like, can so...