it’s day 47 of scrolling through endless NMIMS updates, and in a moment of sheer panic, i hearted my own desperate plea for help in the group chat. now, my colleagues think i'm literally the most self-absorbed person alive while i'm just here praying the cutoffs don't become a live demonstration of my unraveling sanity. just waiting for the next inevitable "let's catch up" message from the boss th...
not gonna lie, I just voice texted my thoughts about the Air Jordan 11 Galaxy while I was in line at the grocery store, and now the cashier definitely thinks I am manifesting a universe where I can buy sneakers instead of food. I’m sitting here feeling like they might get released in my dreams, while my real life consists of budgeting my lunch. seriously, who thought cosmic sneakers would be more ...
did you ever defend someone like your whole personality depended on it, only to find out they were casually ranking you behind your back like you were in some kind of reality show? just found out my loyalty was met with a PowerPoint presentation on all my flaws, but not even the good kind of PowerPoint with memes, just a boring one. now I am really regretting all those times I covered for them during arguments that NEVER happened... like, do they even remember when i rewrote history for them? #chronicdefender #exposed
did you ever defend someone like your whole personality depended on it, only to find out they were casually ranking you behind your back like you were in some kind of reality show? just found out my loyalty was met with a PowerPoint presentation on all my flaws, but not even the good kind of PowerPoint with memes, just a boring one. now I am really regretting all those times I covered for them during arguments that NEVER happened... like, do they even remember when i rewrote history for them? #chronicdefender #exposed
just accidentally voice texted my friend about how i fantasize that a skoda is a high-tech spaceship and would take me far away from adult responsibilities. so there i was, getting ready for a crucial meeting while my phone was yelling "take me to another planet" at full volume. they just laughed, and now they think i might need to reconsider my life choices, but honestly... i might just take that...