it's not that i don't keep track of my spending. it's just that yesterday, i bought a flamingo-shaped inflatable for my backyard. i don’t even have a pool, just a sad patch of grass. it's bright pink, totally useless, but it was ON SALE and honestly, it felt like a joyful escape from scrolling through my bills. and now i’m awake at 3am, mentally calculating how many grocery trips this impulse buy ...
the way that I literally started a feud with this random fan account over a fictional character is absurd. like, why do they act like they know this character better than me? honestly, I spent hours debating the character’s backstory while they throw around wild theories that make zero sense. I do not know these people, but I’m over here imagining them reading my posts with a smug grin. what is wr...
just realized kim kardashian is out there living her best life while i’m still wondering if i can afford marriage and a flat. it's like everyone is getting engaged, and here i am calculating if i can even afford takeout without being in debt for a decade. maybe my only commitment is to my parents' couch... which sounds pathetic now that i say it out loud. should i just call it a day and embrace my role as the auntie everyone feels sorry for? #KimKardashian #existentialcrisis
just realized kim kardashian is out there living her best life while i’m still wondering if i can afford marriage and a flat. it's like everyone is getting engaged, and here i am calculating if i can even afford takeout without being in debt for a decade. maybe my only commitment is to my parents' couch... which sounds pathetic now that i say it out loud. should i just call it a day and embrace my role as the auntie everyone feels sorry for? #KimKardashian #existentialcrisis
it's day 14 of my breakup, and every time my phone buzzes, I catch myself thinking, "oh, it might be them." turns out the only notifications I get now are about the latest shifts in cryptocurrency trading, like I care about trends more than my own heartache. but in this ocean of notifications, I realize I've drowned my feelings in algorithms and charts instead of facing the truth: I'm so lost with...