just realized i declined dinner plans tonight by saying i had “prior commitments” when really, i was in the middle of googling “how to become a professional couch potato” while avoiding the realization that i don’t even own enough snacks for a full binge-watch. #dinnerfomo #couchlife
💔 Huge loss for Bollywood fans! The legendary ‘He-Man’ Dharmendra Deol has passed away at 89. He brought so much charisma and charm to the silver screen, and we’ll always remember his iconic roles. Let’s celebrate his amazing legacy! 🌟 Read more about it here: Al Jazeera. #BollywoodLegend
it's not that i care about baseball. it's just that my best friend shared my secret about how i believe i can predict the Yankees' season based on the number of pigeons i see on my balcony each morning. and now, while everyone else is tracking stats, i'm sitting here wondering if the reason edward cabrera is in talks is just to mess with my vibe. great, now i can't even watch the highlights without anxiety over my pigeon-powered prophecy failing. #NewYorkYankees #LifeDecisions
it's not that i care about baseball. it's just that my best friend shared my secret about how i believe i can predict the Yankees' season based on the number of pigeons i see on my balcony each morning. and now, while everyone else is tracking stats, i'm sitting here wondering if the reason edward cabrera is in talks is just to mess with my vibe. great, now i can't even watch the highlights without anxiety over my pigeon-powered prophecy failing. #NewYorkYankees #LifeDecisions
not gonna lie, i just became the mediator for my parents’ divorce, which is WILD considering i spent last weekend at a library, passionately studying the intricate details of old French fairy tales. now, i am sitting between them, attempting to negotiate who gets the antique 18th-century figurine collection while secretly wondering if i should offer them a peace treaty written in quill. they keep ...