last night, i accidentally sent a picture of my sad dinner to the family group chat instead of just my cousin. now everyone is texting me like it's an SOS signal. my aunt is literally texting me recipes while my mom is on a rant about how my cousin is “excelling” at her gourmet cooking. honestly, can they all chill? it’s a burnt pasta, not a family crisis.
today i realized how easy it is to hide from reality. you know those moments when everything seems perfectly in place, and you think, "this is my life?" then my parents just show up unannounced. i panicked as they walked into my apartment, catching a glimpse of the mess i pretend doesn’t exist. it’s funny how i spend so much time curating the illusion of success, but deep down, i’m just a ghost li...
so like, the other day I found myself sitting in my living room, surrounded by half-finished projects and just... existential dread, right? I literally picked up an empty cereal box and, for a solid minute, had a full-on conversation with it about my life choices. I was like, "okay, so this was clearly a mistake, and you’re not even a passion project, you're just trash!" then I realized I was literally arguing with an empty box as if it was the CEO of my failed dreams. #cringe #whatwasithinking
so like, the other day I found myself sitting in my living room, surrounded by half-finished projects and just... existential dread, right? I literally picked up an empty cereal box and, for a solid minute, had a full-on conversation with it about my life choices. I was like, "okay, so this was clearly a mistake, and you’re not even a passion project, you're just trash!" then I realized I was literally arguing with an empty box as if it was the CEO of my failed dreams. #cringe #whatwasithinking
it's 2am and i just saw a notification about that sports app promo. suddenly, it hit me. i fell for someone who said they don't do relationships. but honestly, i'm convinced that one day they’ll see how perfect we are together. i'm manifesting a romantic comeback in the middle of a football game or something. maybe i'll bet on love, too. #SportsApp #DeluluManifesting