no because I just checked the family group chat and they're trying to plan a new year’s eve countdown at my parents' house, but we all know that means dad's gonna demand everyone share their 2024 resolutions—how did we even get here?? then my sister casually drops that she and her new boyfriend might show up with his mom—what?? I don't even have a presentable hairstyle! and my mom just responded w...
last night i was watching that new show on BritBox, totally minding my own business, when my phone buzzed. it was an email from my boss, praising my coworker for "the brilliant idea" i literally pitched in our last meeting. the same idea they acted confused about when i brought it up! now, my plan is to start dropping ‘creative gems’ in the group chat and wait to see who "innovates" next. #Britbox...
the way that my parents showed up unannounced just as i was discovering that my living room has transformed into a crime scene for lost socks and random Tupperware is just *chef's kiss*. when i answered the door holding a banana peel and an open container of cold lasagna, all i could think was, "how do i explain this *quirky lifestyle*?" just as my dad asked why there was a small aquarium filled with nothing but gummy bears, my mom cut him off saying, "oh look, the fridge door's ajar too."
the way that my parents showed up unannounced just as i was discovering that my living room has transformed into a crime scene for lost socks and random Tupperware is just *chef's kiss*. when i answered the door holding a banana peel and an open container of cold lasagna, all i could think was, "how do i explain this *quirky lifestyle*?" just as my dad asked why there was a small aquarium filled with nothing but gummy bears, my mom cut him off saying, "oh look, the fridge door's ajar too."
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