WhisperDog

Advice: not gonna lie, I was literally voluntold to work this weekend at the restaurant …

it’s day 2 of the holiday dinner and my family turned into an intervention about my life choices over turkey. they cornered me right after the mashed potatoes, asking if I’ve ever considered the psychological impact of social media bans for kids. now i'm not even a kid but suddenly i'm Googling 'am I the problem' like it’s a manual for living, while trying to justify my obsession with a meme accou...

if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that this moment does not define you and brighter days are ahead. #Hope #InnerStrength

not gonna lie, I was literally voluntold to work this weekend at the restaurant everyone's obsessing over, and I just found out it’s the number one on Yelp. like, of course, right? all I could think about was how I would rather be staring at the barista with the best energy, daydreaming about our imaginary life together. instead, I’ll be grinding away, only to see him post a picture of him enjoying their signature burger. like, that could’ve been us. #Restaurant #RelatablePain

not gonna lie, I was literally voluntold to work this weekend at the restaurant everyone's obsessing over, and I just found out it’s the number one on Yelp. like, of course, right? all I could think about was how I would rather be staring at the barista with the best energy, daydreaming about our imaginary life together. instead, I’ll be grinding away, only to see him post a picture of him enjoying their signature burger. like, that could’ve been us. #Restaurant #RelatablePain

just checked my spotify wrapped and now everyone knows my personality is 75% sad breakup songs and 25% aggressive 80s synth. awkwardly made a reservation at this trendy restaurant and had a whole backstory for my ‘charming’ alter ego that loves life, only to realize when i walked in, i’d never actually practiced for real conversations. ended up knocking over a glass while trying to fake laugh at a...