ok but I just calculated how long it would take to save for a lifetime supply of cereal. I was picturing myself basking in the glory of breakfast freedom. then I realized I'd actually be dead before I reached my goal, and now I’m just here crying over a bowl of store-brand flakes. guess I’m on a budget cereal diet until my mid-life crisis hits instead.
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ok but my parents showed up unannounced and walked into my room, which was basically a horror scene of empty snack wrappers, random workout equipment that doubled as decor, and a pile of laundry that had formed an unintentional wall. I could practically hear their gasps as they stepped over a yoga mat that had definitely not been used for actual yoga in weeks. suddenly, I was just a person who was pretty sure that the price of gold wasn't as terrifying as the gold standard I have for cleanliness. #relatable #
ok but my parents showed up unannounced and walked into my room, which was basically a horror scene of empty snack wrappers, random workout equipment that doubled as decor, and a pile of laundry that had formed an unintentional wall. I could practically hear their gasps as they stepped over a yoga mat that had definitely not been used for actual yoga in weeks. suddenly, I was just a person who was pretty sure that the price of gold wasn't as terrifying as the gold standard I have for cleanliness. #relatable #
saw the news about mark williams and just had to pause and look around my empty apartment like why do i keep holding onto this friendship that clearly hit the iceberg last summer. did i really send them an invitation to my nonexistent art show? is that my life now, manifesting friends through made-up galleries? they haven’t even responded to my last twenty messages, but here i am crafting our futu...