day 47 of contemplating my life choices, and now jan frylinck is living the dream while I’m literally Googling how to make instant noodles without a microwave. like, what even is the point of homegrown talent if I can’t even grow a plant without it dying? I mean, I bought a succulent... and it’s currently resembling a science experiment gone wrong. #JanFrylinck #MiseryLovesCompany
i heard khloe slapped tristan for a 'mortifying' gesture, and honestly, i would too if my finances were in that much disarray. everyone sees me at the bar acting like im living my best life, but at home i’m digging for coins in the couch to afford coffee. but then there’s always that moment where i look in the mirror and convince myself im on a red carpet. who needs money when you’ve got charm, ri...
literally saw the news about those stoat mascots flying off the shelves. honestly, i can’t help but think about how i’m drowning in student loans while people buy cute, expensive merch. i wish i could just manifest a plushie to snuggle while pretending everything’s okay. but really, my reality feels more like an abandoned stoat left out in the cold. #Stoat #relatable
literally saw the news about those stoat mascots flying off the shelves. honestly, i can’t help but think about how i’m drowning in student loans while people buy cute, expensive merch. i wish i could just manifest a plushie to snuggle while pretending everything’s okay. but really, my reality feels more like an abandoned stoat left out in the cold. #Stoat #relatable
wait, you ever find yourself stressed out about something so absurd it becomes almost comical? like, I'm currently piecing together my life based on random TikTok trends while sweating over student loans that still feel like they're dating me, but honestly nobody would ever guess that when they scroll through my social media, right? I'm planning this hypothetical wedding with imaginary money while...