Is it just me, or does everyone pretend to love cooking when they really just want to impress their Instagram followers? I tried making a fancy risotto last night because my friend said it was “easy” and ended up with a creamy rice disaster that looked like it belonged in a horror movie. Meanwhile, my takeout order for pizza was cold and awaiting me like a loyal puppy. Let’s be real, eating other ...
I had this epiphany while scrolling through social media today: maybe the people who seem super calm during crises are just really good at ignoring their anxiety. Like, I can't be the only one who starts hyperventilating at the thought of a 9 AM meeting while my coworker strolls in with their iced coffee like it's just another Tuesday. Maybe we should give anxiety awards instead of “Employee of th...
Honestly, why does everyone make adulting sound so easy? One minute, I’m expected to have my life together, and the next, I'm binge-watching cartoons at 3 AM because I forgot how to cook anything that isn't ramen. Can we talk about how no one warns you that googling “how to boil an egg” is a legit step in this whole setup? And please, someone explain why my mom thinks I should have a 401(k) but can’t understand why I still think avocado toast is a gourmet meal. Adulting: 0/10 would not recommend.
Honestly, why does everyone make adulting sound so easy? One minute, I’m expected to have my life together, and the next, I'm binge-watching cartoons at 3 AM because I forgot how to cook anything that isn't ramen. Can we talk about how no one warns you that googling “how to boil an egg” is a legit step in this whole setup? And please, someone explain why my mom thinks I should have a 401(k) but can’t understand why I still think avocado toast is a gourmet meal. Adulting: 0/10 would not recommend.
I feel like we need to appreciate the real MVPs in our lives: the friends who know you’re having a rough week but still send the most random memes to cheer you up. Like, I don’t even know how they find these gems, but it’s like they have a sixth sense for picking the exact meme that’ll make you laugh until you cry. Honestly, those little moments of weirdness are what keep me sane. So here's to the...