literally just yesterday, my rishtedaar asked me what my job was like. i wanted to say, "um, i got laid off, so now i just apply for jobs while binge-watching a hundred episodes of that sad drama." but instead, i blurted out, "you know, busy as usual, just planning my world domination." then they smiled and asked about my plans for the future, and i literally had to stop myself from saying, "hon...
not gonna lie, I spent a whole hour in the shower crafting an argument in my head with the grocery store cashier over a twenty-cent price difference on avocados. I had this dramatic speech prepared about how they were treating me like I was buying diamonds instead of guacamole, and now, somehow, I am genuinely mad at them. it's ridiculous, I mean, we’re talking about fruit, but here I am, resentfu...
the way that my childhood friend always insisted they could beat anyone in a staring contest was kinda funny. like, they trained for it. yes, they LITERALLY practiced. fast forward, they just won a huge art competition. everyone is buzzing about it, and now they’re too cool for me. but, oh my god, they literally still have not mastered the art of NOT blinking. now they’re my *boss* at the gallery, leading me in team meetings, while i'm here just counting down the seconds until their next eyelid flutter. #weirdbosses #surprisingfriendships
the way that my childhood friend always insisted they could beat anyone in a staring contest was kinda funny. like, they trained for it. yes, they LITERALLY practiced. fast forward, they just won a huge art competition. everyone is buzzing about it, and now they’re too cool for me. but, oh my god, they literally still have not mastered the art of NOT blinking. now they’re my *boss* at the gallery, leading me in team meetings, while i'm here just counting down the seconds until their next eyelid flutter. #weirdbosses #surprisingfriendships
no because honestly, I saw everyone talking about shafiqur rahman and all I could think was how his political ambitions feel like the invisible weight crushing my own life goals; like, while he's out there making moves, I'm stuck juggling bills and hidden debts that would make a solid plot twist in my own reality show, all while pretending I am okay and that my paycheck isn't a laughable joke; som...