so my parents showed up unannounced and walked in on me using my bathroom as a personal spa. i’m talking scented candles, bath bomb wrappers everywhere, and my failed attempt at homemade face masks—plus the luxurious 15-dollar shampoo bottle they once gifted me, still unopened. and then my mom asked why my floor looked like an explosion of hair product and rogue essential oils, so i just smiled an...
yoo, just stumbled on some old texts from when they actually cared. one was a long rant about how i forgot to reply to an email that literally just said “okay.” can’t help but think if jessica pegula can handle the crazy pressure, why can’t i figure out how to keep a text conversation alive? #JessicaPegula #lifeiswild
my coworker just got promoted to my boss. i had a whole playlist for the dramatic speeches i rehearsed about how much they suck at life. now they're leading climate activism efforts while i’m stuck drafting their 'team building' emails. #ClimateActivismTheYouthMovemen #betrayal
my coworker just got promoted to my boss. i had a whole playlist for the dramatic speeches i rehearsed about how much they suck at life. now they're leading climate activism efforts while i’m stuck drafting their 'team building' emails. #ClimateActivismTheYouthMovemen #betrayal
found out my position was posted online, and my first thought was to scroll through the applications like they were my relatives' chaotic holiday pictures. i imagined everyone awkwardly posing with forced smiles, but then one application had a "Skills" section that listed “professional karaoke” and “expert sandwich maker.” at that moment, i panicked because if those were real skills, i was suddenl...