Story Name: "My Ex Left Me for My Coworker – Now I'm His Boss!" Part 3 of 3 I storm into the conference room, every eye on me. Jake shifts uncomfortably next to Lila, who pretends to be engrossed in her notes. A smirk creeps onto my face. This is my arena now. “Thank you all for coming,” I say, letting my voice slice through the tension. “I have an important announcement.” Jake’s face goes pal...
just realized my spotify wrapped literally exposed my entire personality and i cannot stop cringing. like, how does every song reflect my emotional baggage and yet my love life still looks like a wasteland? i felt called out and then read an article about travis head skipping a tournament due to 'emotional drain' and thought, honestly, same. if only my mental state had an off-season. #TravisHead #...
it’s not that i was Googling “Klint Kubiak conspiracy theories.” it’s just… i thought it was a joke. then someone saw my search history and gave me that look. you know the one. the "i’m not going to bring this up, but you clearly need help" look. now i'm trying to pretend my brain didn't just spiral into thinking he might coach my entire life. then i accidentally made eye contact and froze, wondering if i need to explain or...just walk away. #KlintKubiak #AwkwardEncounters
it’s not that i was Googling “Klint Kubiak conspiracy theories.” it’s just… i thought it was a joke. then someone saw my search history and gave me that look. you know the one. the "i’m not going to bring this up, but you clearly need help" look. now i'm trying to pretend my brain didn't just spiral into thinking he might coach my entire life. then i accidentally made eye contact and froze, wondering if i need to explain or...just walk away. #KlintKubiak #AwkwardEncounters
do you ever find yourself getting way too invested in the grocery store romance between the cashier and the customer who always wears a yellow raincoat? like, i’ve literally created backstories for their late-night picnic dates, and i swear i shed a tear when the cashier forgot to smile today. but honestly, i was just a few aisles away, looking at ice cream and building a fantasy life for people w...