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Advice: i just discovered that the new barista has an uncanny resemblance to my ex. and …

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i just discovered that the new barista has an uncanny resemblance to my ex. and now they keep sending me into a spiral every time i ask for oat milk— like they hit me with a casual 'lol' after leaving me on read for three days. who does that? it feels like i’m trapped in some rom-com but without the happy ending—just me, regretting every overpriced drink and awkward eye contact.

i just discovered that the new barista has an uncanny resemblance to my ex. and now they keep sending me into a spiral every time i ask for oat milk— like they hit me with a casual 'lol' after leaving me on read for three days. who does that? it feels like i’m trapped in some rom-com but without the happy ending—just me, regretting every overpriced drink and awkward eye contact.

no because my spotify wrapped just revealed that my music taste is literally the soundtrack to my existential crisis. like, how did every breakup ballad from 2008 end up in my top five? meanwhile, my boss just informed us that she’s pushing the team to "up our game," while I'm here waiting for trophies on a vintage game I downloaded to escape. she has no idea my real escape is turning my headphone...