not gonna lie, I tried to join a cooking class to impress my friends but literally just ended up setting the oven on fire – I thought I was just making toast. I still don’t know how a simple recipe turned into a fire drill, but now every time someone mentions “sautéing,” I just change the subject to, I don’t know, skydiving or something?
not gonna lie, I just found out I spent three hundred dollars on a yoga subscription I’ve never used. like, how did I not notice? I do a downward dog when I pick up my snack off the floor, does that count? honestly, at this point I should just enroll in a course called “How to avoid all your responsibilities.”
yooo, I just got a ‘quick chat’ request from my manager for Friday at four. you know what that means? anxiety is through the roof and I’m about to have a full-on existential crisis while I wait to hear if I’ll still have a job or if my life is about to change dramatically like Nancy Guthrie’s situation. like, is it bad that I’ve already started planning my escape route just in case? #Expert #LifeDrama
yooo, I just got a ‘quick chat’ request from my manager for Friday at four. you know what that means? anxiety is through the roof and I’m about to have a full-on existential crisis while I wait to hear if I’ll still have a job or if my life is about to change dramatically like Nancy Guthrie’s situation. like, is it bad that I’ve already started planning my escape route just in case? #Expert #LifeDrama
ngl, watching Ryan Cochran-Siegle kill it on that Olympic podium while I can barely keep my plant alive feels like a cosmic joke. my friends are flexing new homes and fancy cars like they won the lottery, while I’m over here in a hamster wheel of late bills and mismatched socks. maybe I'm just stuck in the slow lane, hoping that someday I’ll get to glide downhill instead of feeling like I’m fallin...