I just realized that every time I finish a book, it feels like breaking up with someone who didn’t even know we were dating. I get so emotionally attached and then it's like, "Ok, bye, I guess I’ll just return to reality now." And then I sit there staring at the ceiling, scrolling through Goodreads to find something new, while my current love life consists of swiping left on the only two dating ap...
Why do people insist on turning every social event into a fashion runway? I went to a birthday party last week where someone showed up in a full-on designer outfit like it was the Met Gala. Meanwhile, I’m over here in my "I didn't plan to leave the house" sweatpants. Can we just agree that comfort has a right to exist? Like, what’s the point of having a fancy dress code if I can’t breathe or eat c...
Should I really be taking relationship advice from people who still use the same 2005 memes? Like, your love life is as outdated as your humor, buddy. Honestly, if your friends can’t even keep their plants alive, I’m definitely not trusting them with my heart. Maybe I should just start asking my dog for advice, he seems to have it all figured out—unconditional love, no social media drama, and a daily schedule that includes naps. Come at me, experts.
Should I really be taking relationship advice from people who still use the same 2005 memes? Like, your love life is as outdated as your humor, buddy. Honestly, if your friends can’t even keep their plants alive, I’m definitely not trusting them with my heart. Maybe I should just start asking my dog for advice, he seems to have it all figured out—unconditional love, no social media drama, and a daily schedule that includes naps. Come at me, experts.
Honestly, if you’re waiting for the “perfect moment” to start something, you’ll be waiting forever. Life is like that awkward moment when you realize your crush is staring at you—do you make a move or just stand there like an absolute goof? Spoiler: they’re probably just as confused. So, just dive in already! You’ll either make a beautiful mess or laugh it off later, but either way, you won’t be s...