just saw that jessica pegula is killing it, and here i am feeling like a total flop after my screen time report told me i spent 10 hours binge-watching a cooking show. somehow i felt the need to learn 47 ways to poach an egg while my life is just an unseasoned omelet. might as well have asked my landlord if i can trade in my rent for culinary classes at this point. if only learning to scramble for...
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day 23 of my cereal binge and at holiday dinner, my entire family gathered around the table like a cult - all wearing matching sweaters - to present an intervention on my commitment to eating cereal for every meal, only for me to realize half of them had a secret conspiracy over who could make the best “mystery smoothie” with the leftovers from last year’s fridge.
day 23 of my cereal binge and at holiday dinner, my entire family gathered around the table like a cult - all wearing matching sweaters - to present an intervention on my commitment to eating cereal for every meal, only for me to realize half of them had a secret conspiracy over who could make the best “mystery smoothie” with the leftovers from last year’s fridge.
honestly, my friends think i can't go out because i have “prior commitments.” in reality, i just spent an hour practicing my acceptance speech for the award i'm not even nominated for. all while pretending to cheer for alexandra eala's big matches to distract myself from the fact i can't even afford takeout. the ultimate betrayal is realizing my bank account can't even compete with my daydreams. #...