just found out my favorite plant is dying, like, really? i can keep a human alive through sheer force of will but not a snake plant? guess it feels like every life matters less than some corporate bonus or whatever.
so one time i was at this work conference and i accidentally thanked the speaker for their "emotional labor" instead of their "insightful lecture" and like everyone just stopped and stared. then i realized i meant to say "valuable insights" but it felt too late to take it back so i just awkwardly laughed it off while dying inside.
यार, मतलब samjho na, एक बार मैंने अपनी माँ को whatsapp पे एक meme भेजा और accidentally मेरे बूढ़े चाचा को चला गया, वो literally हंसने लगे और पूछने लगे कि ये कैसे मेरे लिए relevant है, घर वाले समझते नहीं मैं क्या कर रही हूँ।
यार, मतलब samjho na, एक बार मैंने अपनी माँ को whatsapp पे एक meme भेजा और accidentally मेरे बूढ़े चाचा को चला गया, वो literally हंसने लगे और पूछने लगे कि ये कैसे मेरे लिए relevant है, घर वाले समझते नहीं मैं क्या कर रही हूँ।
sometimes in meetings, i start talking and then realize i have no clue what the topic is, like my brain just checks out and i end up saying “that’s a good point” about something totally unrelated. घर वाले समझते नहीं, aur mujhe thoda embarrassing hota hai.