it’s not that i believe i am going to marry the cute guy from the shoe store who has no idea i exist, it’s just that i wrote him a text inviting him to a non-existent rooftop dinner party. you know, to “introduce him to my friends” even though i literally don’t have any that live in this city. i mean, i really painted the picture—i included the colors of the decorations and my “future kids’ names....
if you are feeling lost right now, remember that it is okay to not have everything figured out. sometimes, the path to clarity begins with uncertainty. take each day as it comes, and trust that brighter days are ahead. #SelfCare #YouAreNotAlone
it's not that i have anger issues—it's just that i spent the last three hours in a passionate debate with my vacuum cleaner, convinced it was judging my life choices. now, every time i see it in the corner, i can’t help but feel betrayed by an appliance that has no capacity for judgment. #betrayal #homeappliances
it's not that i have anger issues—it's just that i spent the last three hours in a passionate debate with my vacuum cleaner, convinced it was judging my life choices. now, every time i see it in the corner, i can’t help but feel betrayed by an appliance that has no capacity for judgment. #betrayal #homeappliances
just typed a whole text about my unyielding love for the barista who serves me the best caramel macchiato, but honestly? i can’t even go in there anymore after hearing the news about leadership changes at the place that keeps me going. now, my perfectly crafted fantasy of us sharing deep, meaningful glances while the 'nasdaq 100' fluctuates seems so irrelevant because what’s a romance built on caf...