why does no one ever tell you how annoying it is to find the perfect stapler and then realize you have no staples to actually use it? i spent my lunch break tearing apart packets just to finish this report and now i need to go back to the store and its raining outside.
so i was at this job interview and when they asked about my greatest weakness i panicked and said “i care too much” which was clearly such a cliché but then in my head i remembered how my mom said she wished she never had me and it got all mixed up so i followed with “like my mom” and the silence was so deafening, just left me thinking about what couldve been instead of a job offer.
i just spent two hours going through old photos looking for the one where my little brother dressed as a penguin for halloween and it made me realize that all my childhood memories are just fading away while i'm stuck paying off this old credit card bill that somehow feels heavier every month and it kind of scares me how much time has passed and i wonder if he even remembers that year at all like... where did it all go?
i just spent two hours going through old photos looking for the one where my little brother dressed as a penguin for halloween and it made me realize that all my childhood memories are just fading away while i'm stuck paying off this old credit card bill that somehow feels heavier every month and it kind of scares me how much time has passed and i wonder if he even remembers that year at all like... where did it all go?
just got a letter from the hospital, and the first thing they want me to do is pay for the ambulance that didn’t even save him, like maybe throw in a heartfelt note instead of a bill, i mean really, does it get more absurd than this?