no because I finally told my coworker I don’t want to be their personal therapist during lunch breaks, and now I’m the office villain. I can’t believe I’m the bad guy for wanting to eat a sandwich in peace instead of hearing about their twenty-seven cats and the one who betrayed them. like, sorry I can’t hear your cat drama over the crunch of my chips, but maybe their names should be listed under ...
wait, so apparently schools are open today? perfect. last week i finally forged my excuse for skipping out. you know, that *allergies* excuse we all know is code for "i just need to cry and eat snacks while binging reality shows." now, here i am, walking into an adult world with no snow days, but can’t figure out how to convince my boss i also suffer from severe winter blahs. if only i could put m...
so here i am, needing a new winter coat because last year's is basically a threadbare blanket, yet i just spent fifteen bucks on a neon pink spatula that screams “emotional shopping.” like, at this rate, i’ll be standing outside in a t-shirt shivering like a homeless fashionista while baking banana bread because the spatula just feels *so* right. the way i see it, if i’m not going to have warmth in my life, i might as well have style. who needs thermal layers when you can whip up cookies that nobody will eat because you also bought two hundred dollars' worth of edible glitter? at this point, my future kids are probably going to wear sequined onesies from my neon-spatula-induced meltdown, and honestly, that feels fitting.
so here i am, needing a new winter coat because last year's is basically a threadbare blanket, yet i just spent fifteen bucks on a neon pink spatula that screams “emotional shopping.” like, at this rate, i’ll be standing outside in a t-shirt shivering like a homeless fashionista while baking banana bread because the spatula just feels *so* right. the way i see it, if i’m not going to have warmth in my life, i might as well have style. who needs thermal layers when you can whip up cookies that nobody will eat because you also bought two hundred dollars' worth of edible glitter? at this point, my future kids are probably going to wear sequined onesies from my neon-spatula-induced meltdown, and honestly, that feels fitting.
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