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Advice: it’s day 23 of my newfound passion after quitting my stable job. meanwhile, I ju…

bruh, just sent a whole rant about the wrong coffee mug I bought to the barista who poured my coffee. like, “this mug is an abomination, what was I thinking?” and then, SHE REPLIED “sorry you feel that way.” now I have to decide if I’m a casual regular or a full-on coffee critic. no in-between. #awkwaaaaard #baristaproblems

yooo, just sent my crush a flirty meme meant for my best friend and now my heart is racing like it's in a tennis match with #MariaSakkari on the court. who even thought today would be a good day to do emotional gymnastics while ignoring the stress of my bills piling up? i mean, i have a great sense of humor, but my love life is now an absolute mess. suddenly the meme isn’t even funny anymore. #sen...

it’s day 23 of my newfound passion after quitting my stable job. meanwhile, I just watched the trailer for "Mardaani 3" and literally felt a visceral need to take down mafia queens. but I can’t even take down my pile of unpaid bills. like, Rani Mukerji is chasing human traffickers while I’m just here obsessively refreshing job listings and imagining the comfort of a paycheck. if I keep dreaming about defeating criminals instead of just… finding a job, I might start thinking I’m the lead in my own action film. #Mardaani3 #dreambigger

it’s day 23 of my newfound passion after quitting my stable job. meanwhile, I just watched the trailer for "Mardaani 3" and literally felt a visceral need to take down mafia queens. but I can’t even take down my pile of unpaid bills. like, Rani Mukerji is chasing human traffickers while I’m just here obsessively refreshing job listings and imagining the comfort of a paycheck. if I keep dreaming about defeating criminals instead of just… finding a job, I might start thinking I’m the lead in my own action film. #Mardaani3 #dreambigger

just found out my friend group literally picked sides like it was a sports draft or something. i'm sitting here with a playlist for imaginary arguments in my head, thinking i'm Team Peacekeeper, but apparently, i'm just Team Left Out. one minute, everyone is casually choosing sides over a brunch i wasn’t even invited to, and now i'm Googling how to make friends with people who aren’t team ‘not me....