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Advice: the way that my 'best friend' only texts me when they need help with a crossword…

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wait, so I just realized I've been hosting these imaginary brunches for a friend who ghosted me last summer— I keep buying fancy avocado toast toppings like they are somehow going to magically reappear at my table— if I keep it up, I might as well start a podcast about unrequited breakfasts— honestly, I'm just one orange juice away from a full-on existential crisis. #breakfastwithghosts #hostesswi...

the way that my 'best friend' only texts me when they need help with a crossword puzzle—meanwhile, i am just here emotionally preparing for the inevitable day they text “hey, what’s that thing with four letters and a vowel”—like, congratulations on earning your place in the grand library of my unrequited devotion. no one ever talks about how an all-consuming admiration for a mildly funny acquaintance is basically the modern day version of building a shrine in your closet.

the way that my 'best friend' only texts me when they need help with a crossword puzzle—meanwhile, i am just here emotionally preparing for the inevitable day they text “hey, what’s that thing with four letters and a vowel”—like, congratulations on earning your place in the grand library of my unrequited devotion. no one ever talks about how an all-consuming admiration for a mildly funny acquaintance is basically the modern day version of building a shrine in your closet.

just spent three hours organizing my comic book collection by emotional impact rather than alphabetically. now im sitting here with a heart-wrenching story about a hero's tragic backstory and wondering why i can’t seem to remember my own birthday.