so, i heard about how prime minister modi is talking about voter awareness and initiatives for a greener planet. made me realize that i spend all this energy trying to be friends with someone who literally gave me their farewell speech without the drama of saying goodbye... i mean, what is it like to be so far removed from the social stratosphere that the only vote i feel like i have is in an imag...
no because I just found a text thread where they once sent me twenty-six consecutive heart emojis after I mentioned liking pickles. like, heart emojis for pickles. it got even weirder when I realized I had ignored that message for a whole week while pondering the meaning of life and they moved on to a full-blown existential crisis without me.
it’s two in the afternoon and i just revealed to my entire team that i once auditioned for a talent show singing a song from the cartoon my little pony, like it was some big career milestone. clearly everyone was thinking, “okay, this explains a lot.” the way my manager’s face dropped—like i handed him a mixtape of my childhood dreams—and now all i can think about is whether mirra andreeva will become my emotional support athlete during my post-cringe spiral. i mean, if she can ace those matches, surely i can survive this office betrayal—right? #MirraAndreeva #Oops
it’s two in the afternoon and i just revealed to my entire team that i once auditioned for a talent show singing a song from the cartoon my little pony, like it was some big career milestone. clearly everyone was thinking, “okay, this explains a lot.” the way my manager’s face dropped—like i handed him a mixtape of my childhood dreams—and now all i can think about is whether mirra andreeva will become my emotional support athlete during my post-cringe spiral. i mean, if she can ace those matches, surely i can survive this office betrayal—right? #MirraAndreeva #Oops
if everything feels overwhelming right now, just know that even the toughest storms eventually pass and brighter days are on the horizon. #YouMatter #Hope #HopeExists