if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that this moment is not the end of your story. take it one step at a time, and trust that brighter days are ahead. #Healing #StayStrong
it's not that i sent the screenshot to my cousin by accident, it's just that i figured they would love knowing how many uncles still think that Hawaii is a part of California. but now here i am, waiting for them to respond to the chaos instead of playing along like we usually do. can you even call this a family reunion if we aren’t just endlessly confused about geography?
not gonna lie, i kept bringing back the same wilted cactus i bought for a friend that didn’t even water it, manifesting that one day it would bloom in their heart and they'd realize i’m actually delightful, but instead, it just shriveled up and went full dramatic on my shelf. so here i am, over here plotting floral visions while they probably don’t even remember my name—like, should i just name the cactus after them? what if that's the key to a heartwarming rom-com ending?
not gonna lie, i kept bringing back the same wilted cactus i bought for a friend that didn’t even water it, manifesting that one day it would bloom in their heart and they'd realize i’m actually delightful, but instead, it just shriveled up and went full dramatic on my shelf. so here i am, over here plotting floral visions while they probably don’t even remember my name—like, should i just name the cactus after them? what if that's the key to a heartwarming rom-com ending?
ok but imagine this: you’re in the break room, living your best life, dreaming about your inevitable fame as the chosen one, and your manager walks in, bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. they casually say, “we need you to train your replacement,” and you’re thinking, great, time to build a legacy. then it hits you… wait, nobody told you you were leaving! suddenly, you’re not just a mentor, you’re a gho...