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Advice: last night, I was reminiscing about my two-year obsession with a half-eaten slic…

i just found out my friends have a separate group chat without me, and honestly, it feels like discovering Bella Hadid just got dumped by her cowboy boyfriend. like, i was over here talking about how to find true love while they’re busy sharing memes about my favorite obscure cat videos. if my friend group is anything like Bella’s love life, then i might just have to manifest a cowboy who doesn’t ...

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last night, I was reminiscing about my two-year obsession with a half-eaten slice of pizza from a famous show. screenshotting my brilliant thoughts for my friend, I accidentally sent it to the owner. now I am getting passive-aggressive texts about “incomplete” toppings and wondering if this is what my life has come to. you would think that by thirty, I’d have my adult problems figured out, but here I am, dealing with pizza drama instead.

last night, I was reminiscing about my two-year obsession with a half-eaten slice of pizza from a famous show. screenshotting my brilliant thoughts for my friend, I accidentally sent it to the owner. now I am getting passive-aggressive texts about “incomplete” toppings and wondering if this is what my life has come to. you would think that by thirty, I’d have my adult problems figured out, but here I am, dealing with pizza drama instead.

literally had a dream I was married to my childhood crush and spent all night writing vows that included how I would not let them near pineapple pizza. woke up, panicked, and just stared at my notes app because that is a recipe for disaster if anyone sees it.