WhisperDog

Advice: yooo, i literally just realized i can’t remember the last time i enjoyed a full …

the way that when I was a kid, I thought adults were always tired because they worked too hard, but now I know it's because they stayed up late trying to fix the TV remote, only to discover it was broken the whole time, and now they just wander around the house like zombies trying to find the right episode of a show they don’t even remember starting. no, seriously, what happened to just pushing th...

bruh, I just realized I haven't had a real conversation with another human being in weeks. the last time I talked to someone, I somehow managed to bring up candace cameron and her fashion plans while my cat stared at me like I was the weird one. honestly, I think my only connection now is arguing with the self-checkout machine at the grocery store. I guess I could just move to a cabin in the woods...

yooo, i literally just realized i can’t remember the last time i enjoyed a full meal alone without imagining i’m about to propose to some random person in the grocery store. i know it’s crazy, but part of me thinks i’ll never know real love until i manifest it like some delusional dreamer chasing a fairytale. sometimes i think i just wanna marry the idea of a wedding rather than the actual person, but hey, who’s judging?

yooo, i literally just realized i can’t remember the last time i enjoyed a full meal alone without imagining i’m about to propose to some random person in the grocery store. i know it’s crazy, but part of me thinks i’ll never know real love until i manifest it like some delusional dreamer chasing a fairytale. sometimes i think i just wanna marry the idea of a wedding rather than the actual person, but hey, who’s judging?

not gonna lie, sometimes i feel like the biggest joke in my own life. my parents introduce me as 'MNC mein kaam karta hai' like it's some grand achievement, but inside i'm just another lonely soul scrolling through social media. i see my friends moving on, but now they’re just strangers in my contact list, while i’m stuck binge-watching highlights of matches like the epl hoping for some joy. i kno...