i keep scrolling through old photos and wondering when exactly i became the extra in everyone else’s romantic comedy. it feels like i handed my entire personality to a guy who wore socks with sandals and somehow thought that made him unique. now, watching everyone couple up feels like a toxic workplace meeting where i’m the intern nervously practicing lines about my “career goals” while the favori...
its 2am and im scrolling through old DMs like an archeologist uncovering treasure. my sibling borrowed money two years ago, right before they 'made it big' with their obscure TikTok cooking channel, and now im sitting here eating instant ramen while they upload another fancy food pic. do I bring up that "temporary" loan at the next family dinner? probably not, because who wants to ruin the vibes l...
no because literally, the guy who sat behind me in class just bought a car. meanwhile, I’m here still trying to figure out how to keep my last grocery receipt from floating into the universe. I think my financial decisions are turning into a tragic comedy. is it too late to be a professional heartbreaker like Shamik? #ShamikAdhikary #awkwardmoments
no because literally, the guy who sat behind me in class just bought a car. meanwhile, I’m here still trying to figure out how to keep my last grocery receipt from floating into the universe. I think my financial decisions are turning into a tragic comedy. is it too late to be a professional heartbreaker like Shamik? #ShamikAdhikary #awkwardmoments
just realized i spent twenty minutes today googling “how to cook rice in a microwave” because my friends are posting videos of their new kitchens. its almost laughable. they’ve got those fancy blenders and meal prep containers while i’m here with my questionable takeout. sometimes i feel like the punchline in a joke nobody is telling. every time a friend shares their housewarming party invitation,...