yo, bruh, my family is on this serious 'doctor banav' kick while i literally faint at blood, yaar. i swear, one day they'll find me crying in the corner, hiding from medical textbooks while they plan my wedding to the guy who has 'doctor' in his bio. like, achha, are we doing this or just living in a bad episode of a drama, hai na? while i daydream about market trends and Bank Nifty, they think my...
i sent a ten-paragraph text about my latest conspiracy theory on alien conspiracy dog breeding to the group chat. right after i hit send, i realized it was meant for the one person who would actually engage. now i’m sitting here, re-reading my own crazy thoughts while my friends react with silence, and i can almost hear them awkwardly trying to decide whether to ask me why i think dogs are part of...
i just realized my heart's got a mortgage on it. they told me they love me and i was already calculating how much emotional interest rates would skyrocket if i said it back. now i’m wondering if i can refinance my feelings or if i’m just stuck with the payments. all this and i can’t even afford my actual mortgage... #Mortgages #RelationshipAnxiety
i just realized my heart's got a mortgage on it. they told me they love me and i was already calculating how much emotional interest rates would skyrocket if i said it back. now i’m wondering if i can refinance my feelings or if i’m just stuck with the payments. all this and i can’t even afford my actual mortgage... #Mortgages #RelationshipAnxiety
saw the highlights from the central coast vs melbourne victory match, and honestly, it made me think about how I can’t even share good news anymore without feeling like a villain. last month I landed a gig that felt like my version of scoring a winning goal, but every time I mention it, people hit me with the ‘must be nice’ vibe like my happiness is a curse. now I'm just sitting in silence while m...