it's not that i care about gold prices. it's just that i found myself googling "सोना चांदी का भाव आज" in the middle of a very important online game of solitaire. felt a little too much like my parents, but here i am planning a future investment while not even paying my bills on time. the way life is kicking me right now, i might end up buying gold as a way to flex my financial security, but who am...
so, like, I literally moved across the country for this person, thinking we would build this amazing life together, and then they ghosted me three months later. like, now I have an entire wardrobe of matching couple outfits that I wear alone while making up fictional arguments about who gets to keep the throw pillows. so here I am, wondering if I should just take my matching socks to therapy or if...
so there i was, peeking at my friend's phone while they snored louder than a freight train. i didn't expect to find TWO HUNDRED photos of napkin art. yes, NAPKIN ART. they were arranged by COLOR and the final one was a napkin tribute to a cat they don't own. like, WHO DOES THAT? now i can't unsee the detailed charcoal sketch of a very confused raccoon on a crumpled paper towel. do i bring this up or just start calling them Picasso? #artisticwhimsy #napkinconfessions
so there i was, peeking at my friend's phone while they snored louder than a freight train. i didn't expect to find TWO HUNDRED photos of napkin art. yes, NAPKIN ART. they were arranged by COLOR and the final one was a napkin tribute to a cat they don't own. like, WHO DOES THAT? now i can't unsee the detailed charcoal sketch of a very confused raccoon on a crumpled paper towel. do i bring this up or just start calling them Picasso? #artisticwhimsy #napkinconfessions
bruh, just found out my coworker forwarded my secret obsession with paperclips to the entire team. like, who does that? now everyone thinks I’m some sort of paperclip enthusiast. my entire professional reputation is ruined over METAL CLIPS!