it's not that I mind turning thirty, it’s just that I used to think thirty meant I’d have my life together. like, I’m still figuring out what to do with my weekends while my friends are buying homes and starting families. I read that thing about the state pension and felt a deep dread wash over me, realizing I’m still in debt and living paycheck to paycheck. I can barely save for a vacation, let a...
it's not that I care about celebrity drama, it's just that I found myself Googling Howard Lutnick to see if his rumored ties to Epstein would affect my weekend plans. Like, imagine having to explain to my parents why I’m obsessing over a stranger I’ve never met instead of the laundry I promised to fold. Meanwhile, my brain is like, "what if my future depends on knowing about his possible resignati...
you ever find yourself literally chuckling at someone's massive blender explosion because they always acted like they had the BEST recipes? like, their food blog made it seem like they were some kind of culinary wizard, and then—BOOM—mango puree everywhere. honestly, i watched the chaos unfold while stuffing my face with last week's leftover pizza like i was some kind of gourmet critic. i mean, it feels wrong to smile at their epic fail, but also… have you SEEN my burnt toast? yeah, i should probably just stick to cold cereal. #kitchenchaos #masterchefnot
you ever find yourself literally chuckling at someone's massive blender explosion because they always acted like they had the BEST recipes? like, their food blog made it seem like they were some kind of culinary wizard, and then—BOOM—mango puree everywhere. honestly, i watched the chaos unfold while stuffing my face with last week's leftover pizza like i was some kind of gourmet critic. i mean, it feels wrong to smile at their epic fail, but also… have you SEEN my burnt toast? yeah, i should probably just stick to cold cereal. #kitchenchaos #masterchefnot
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, remember that it is okay to take things one breath at a time; you are not alone in this. #YouMatter #InnerStrength #Hope