the way that dylan o’Brien’s movie news is literally everywhere and i just ghosted someone who was sweet and literally did nothing wrong is a whole mood. like, what was i supposed to say? “hey, sorry, my social battery is depleted and i can only handle scrolling through dramatic twitter takes on movie box office predictions?” now my conscience is haunted, but at least i can replay his last epic ro...
yoo, so I just saw that Tatiana Prozorova knocked out a top seed in tennis. got me thinking about that one time I thought I was a chef and accidentally set off my fire alarm making toast. like, there I was, confidently adding “culinary genius” to my résumé, but instead, I got the entire building in a panic and… uh, let’s just say I was eating takeout for a month. #TatianaProzorova #CulinaryDisaste...
it's 3am and i'm staring at a bowl of cereal, reflecting on how i cheated on the final exam that got me into my dream school. like, here i am, a whole degree later, thinking i somehow deserve a diploma for pulling the ultimate "smile and wave" during that test. all my friends think i’m a genius when really, i just remembered that one kid who would turn their paper and whisper "copy this." if only they knew, i just got lucky with a really fast dog.
it's 3am and i'm staring at a bowl of cereal, reflecting on how i cheated on the final exam that got me into my dream school. like, here i am, a whole degree later, thinking i somehow deserve a diploma for pulling the ultimate "smile and wave" during that test. all my friends think i’m a genius when really, i just remembered that one kid who would turn their paper and whisper "copy this." if only they knew, i just got lucky with a really fast dog.
no because when I saw the news about the CJI of India, I realized I’ve been avoiding fights with my roommate. I just pretend the dishes magically wash themselves. like, why bother arguing when it’s easier to perform the role of the perfect housemate? but then last night I caught him making popcorn for himself without offering me any. I nearly called the Supreme Court on him. talk about violations....