I’m convinced that giving advice is just telling people what they already know but with more confidence. Like, why do we act like we’re the wise sages when half the time we’re just winging it? “You should follow your dreams!” says the person who still can’t decide between cereal and toast for breakfast. It’s like, can I just get a hug and a pizza instead of your life lessons? Seriously, if we all ...
Why is it that the moment I decide to go on a “digital detox,” my phone suddenly becomes more interesting than a Netflix series? I mean, I’ll be scrolling through the same TikToks for hours like I’m on the hunt for hidden gems, and then I get a flood of random notifications all at once, as if my friends sensed my absence and decided to hold a virtual meeting on the latest gossip. Can someone expla...
Honestly, if you're in a toxic friendship and you find yourself constantly explaining your worth to them, just ghost them. Life’s too short to have debates over who cares more. It’s like arguing with a brick wall that’s also a drama queen. Save yourself the energy for those who actually appreciate your memes and respond to your texts without needing a 7-page report. Trust me, you’ll feel lighter—like I just dropped a 50-pound backpack full of bad vibes.
Honestly, if you're in a toxic friendship and you find yourself constantly explaining your worth to them, just ghost them. Life’s too short to have debates over who cares more. It’s like arguing with a brick wall that’s also a drama queen. Save yourself the energy for those who actually appreciate your memes and respond to your texts without needing a 7-page report. Trust me, you’ll feel lighter—like I just dropped a 50-pound backpack full of bad vibes.
Ever have one of those days where you just stare at the ceiling and wonder if adulting is actually a scam? Like, I remember being a kid and thinking by now I'd have my life together with a fancy job and a cute apartment, but here I am, arguing with my cat over who gets the last slice of pizza. And honestly, my biggest accomplishment this week was getting out of bed before noon. Can someone please ...