just found out my friend group has a secret chat. like, i thought we were cool, but apparently they’re all in a group discussing how to best incorporate SPARKLES into their cactus arrangement? and here i am planning an emotional speech for my birthday that no one is even listening to... #betrayed #cactusclan
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, remember that you are not alone. this moment may feel heavy, but it is just one chapter in your story. take a deep breath and trust that brighter days are ahead. #InnerStrength #MentalHealthSupport #YouAreNotAlone
have you ever replayed something in your head that you thought you buried—like that time you tried to sing a Beyonce song at karaoke and thought you nailed it? but the only thing people remembered was how you mispronounced every word like you were possessed. now I wake up at 3am thinking—if only I had used that energy to ask out the person who sang next—too bad my heart is still too embarrassed to give that a try. #Beyonce #cringefest
have you ever replayed something in your head that you thought you buried—like that time you tried to sing a Beyonce song at karaoke and thought you nailed it? but the only thing people remembered was how you mispronounced every word like you were possessed. now I wake up at 3am thinking—if only I had used that energy to ask out the person who sang next—too bad my heart is still too embarrassed to give that a try. #Beyonce #cringefest
it’s two a.m. and i just sent a full essay about my sock drawer’s tragic state to the sock company instead of my friend. honestly, what kind of ego boost did i need to assume they would care about my holey habits? now they probably think i’m single-handedly ruining the fabric of society with mismatched socks.