no because the way i named my future pets after the Targaryens—like who even told me it was okay to daydream about owning a dragon while still living in a studio apartment with a roommate who borrows my snacks—imagine me introducing “Viserys” and “Daenerys” to the vet, just to get weird looks while they do not understand my delusions of grandeur. i’m really out here making plans for pets with some...
not gonna lie, I just spent an embarrassing amount of time scrolling through my old group project photos because I thought it was “time” to see what my high school group thought about the Bears vs Rams game. literally had a panic attack thinking they’d added me back to their group chat. like, why am I worried about their opinions when my life is in shambles? meanwhile, my ex is out there tweeting ...
why do I always get voluntold to join the community board? last week, I accidentally said we should install a petting zoo in the park. now I’m being tasked with finding llamas. how did I go from coffee enthusiast to llama consultant in less than a month? #CommunityChaos #HelpMeFindLlamas
why do I always get voluntold to join the community board? last week, I accidentally said we should install a petting zoo in the park. now I’m being tasked with finding llamas. how did I go from coffee enthusiast to llama consultant in less than a month? #CommunityChaos #HelpMeFindLlamas
it's 2am and i accidentally sent a dramatic rant about my coffee order to the group chat instead of my crush, complete with a detailed breakdown of how their cappuccino ruined my week. now they probably think i'm insane for contemplating my love life while wondering if oat milk is an acceptable replacement for happiness. i might need to go off the grid for a while. #CanThisLoveBeTranslatedNetflix ...