no because my parents showed up unannounced yesterday— just as I was sitting on the floor, surrounded by an existential mountain of laundry and an open bag of stale chips. they walked in while I was about to tell my imaginary friend how “absolutely catastrophic” the weather was— thanks to this severe geomagnetic storm alert! now they think I need serious help. little do they know I’m just one unwa...
literally just found out about the whole kent state basketball thing and now I'm realizing I'm not even the MVP of my own love life. honestly, caught feelings for someone who said they don't do relationships. and I’m just here pretending we’re a couple during their big game, shouting their name from the couch—oh my god, it’s so embarrassing. also, what kind of loser has imaginary celebrations in t...
if you are in a tough spot right now, just know that you have the strength to get through this. every challenge can shape you into someone even more resilient than before. #Hope #YouMatter #KeepGoing
if you are in a tough spot right now, just know that you have the strength to get through this. every challenge can shape you into someone even more resilient than before. #Hope #YouMatter #KeepGoing
it's not that i'm needy, it's just that i literally sent three texts in a row to my old neighbor asking for the time, and when they didn't reply, i genuinely considered staging a dramatic disappearance and leaving behind a cryptic note about how time is a construct.